Here’s how bad I am feeling: it didn’t even occur to me to blog tonight. My gut hurts with a pain that is radiating around to my lower back. I’ve been feeling this way for going on ten hours.
I originally wondered if it was because I had a scoop of ice cream at lunch. I love ice cream, but it hates me, so I had no business doing that in the first place. Still, I’ve never felt sick like this, which is making me wonder if it’s the flu. Or appendicitis. Or the plague. Or if I’m being actively mauled by a bear.
Argh. Send thoughts and prayers and positive vibes and best wishes my way.